White People Jokes

Obviously, white people jokes or white jokes are those kind of jokes that make fun from people whom are blond or white. These white people are sort of racist jokes as the same we’ve been seen with our black jokes. Yet, they make fun only from black people jokes. Anyway, do not make these white jokes offensive let them only be racist, because these white people jokes are really racist.

White People Jokes

White people jokes

Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.


What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.


What has thirty-five legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.


What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.


How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can’t tell racist jokes.


What’s white and fourteen inches long?

Nothing


What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations


“Hey! Where you goin’? Some fancy ass rest-au-rant-eh? Ah haha! yea you keep on walkin’!”

“Nice one, man! up top!”

“Daddy, when can we eat?”

“Shush up, Jaquellen.”


How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.


Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He’s an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!


Q: Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?

A: Crackers get soggy when wet.


White people, you all are the only ones ever to see aliens. I’m telling you; it’s true. I was watching something about sightings. You never see blacks and Hispanics on sightings. You don’t see that. Do you want to know why? I’m going to tell you why you don’t see us on it — because we mind our damn business.


What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.


What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A Dope Ring!


What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.


What did they white guy do before his blood test?

He studied.


What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.


How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.


What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl’s ass!


What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?

A white lane marker.


“What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?”


What do you call a white guy with five black friends?

Coach.


What do you call a white guy with 1000 black friends?

Warden


How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they lynch the room for being black.


Why did the white guy go to the black guy’s yard sale?

To get his stuff back.


What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl’s a$$!


What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?

A Pimp.


What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends?

Mr Predisent.


What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?

A white lane marker.


What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.


Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?

Because crackers get soggy when wet.


What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”

A contestant.


What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?

“I forgive you”


Why did the white man visit the moon?

He heard that the indians had land there.


What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?

“Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”


What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?

He writes a letter.


What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?

A hockey victory.


How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?

Throw them a golf ball.


Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men?

On the ground unconscious.


What do you call a white man in court?

The lawyer.


What do you call a white person when he’s mad?

A cry baby.


How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?

9 months.


What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.


Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes.


How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they’ll have a nig*** do it!


How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?

None, white girls can’t screw.


How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, white men will screw anything.


Why did the white man cross the road?

Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.


What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line!


What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?

A lynching.


What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A Dope Ring!


What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?

Crackers.


What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.


What do you call a white cop?

Police brutality.


What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.


What does a white man do at the club?

Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.


What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?

A taxi.


What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

Crackers with cheese.


What’s white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!


What’s orange white and very beautiful?

A white boy on fire.


A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed.

Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.

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