Urdu Jokes

Obviouly Urdu jokes are those jokes that are derived from the Hindustani language which is of course a national language in Pakistan as well as an official language in some Indian states particularly six states. Jokesful gathers for you the biggest and funniest Urdu jokes collection on the Internet, enjoy and do not forget to share!

Urdu Jokes

Urdu jokes

Ek Pathan K Ghar Kala Bacha Peda Hua,,

Pathan Ghusse Me Bola:
Ye Kese Ho Gaya??

Bivi Boli:
“Gul Khan, Tum Bhi Garam Tha,
Hum Bhi Garam Tha,
Is Waja Se Bacha Jal Gaya.. ;-p 😀

Hahahaha

Interviewer: Just imagine,
You are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?
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Pathan: Its Very Simple,
I will stop My Imagination.. 😉

Hahhaha

Pathan: Yara, Teri car purani dikh rahi hai,
Ise painting karwado.
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Sardar: Me bhi yehi soch raha tha.

Pathan: Chal paas me ek Furnishing shop hai, wahan le chal.

Sardar: P?agal ho gaya hai kya,
furnishing shop me Car painting kon karega.

Pathan: Karega na.

Sardar: Kon??

Pathan: Carpenter.. 😉

Hahahahah.. 😀

Pathan: O Doctor Saab Ji,
Dil K Operation K Baad Humara Nachny Aur Gaany Ko Dil Kerta Hai,
Kiya Hum Jawan Ho Gaya Hai..??

Doctor: Nahi Paglay,
Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai,
Wo Khusray Ka Hai.. 😀 🙂

Hahahha

Teachr:
Agar sache Dil se GOD se Dua ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai.
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Pathan: Rahne do Sir Ji,
Agar aisa hota to Aaj Aap Hamara Sir nahi
Balke Susar hota. 🙂

Haahhaha
Sardar ji: Oye Jab Tumhare paas
Mobile hai to phir Tum
Apny Dost Ko Letter Q Likh Rahy Ho..?
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Pathan: Oye Yara, Hum ne
Usay Phone kiya tha, par usne kaha,
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“Plz Try Later” 😀

** Pakistani Kahawat **

Aurat Ka Make Up

Aur

Pathan Ki Naswaar

Khatam ho Jaye To

Dono

Pagal Ho Jaty Hen.. 😉

Hahhaha

Pathan Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Doctor K Pass Gai..
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Doctor Bola: “Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai.”
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Biwi: “O Khana Kharab,
Doctor Sahab Ek Phone Kar Loon.?”
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Doctor: Kyun.?
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Biwi: “Unko Batana Hai Ke
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Potty Unke Tiffin Me Chali Gai Hai.” 😉 😀

Hahhahaha

.* Pashto *.
Malang sary yam badshahi pa las ke ma rakawi,,
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Hase na tool jahan logay da yar da stargo karma..!!

Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Aap K Liye Ek Achi Aur Dusri Buri Khabar Hai,
Pehly Konsi Sunaun.??

Patient: Janab Pehly Achi Khabar Sunaen..

Pathan Doctor: Yara, Tum Sirf 24 Ghantay Zinda Reh Rakty Ho.

Patient: Kiyaa? Is Se Ziyada Buri Khabar Konsi Ho Sakti Hai.

Pathan Doctor: Ye Kal Ki Khabar Hai Jo Hum Aap Ko Batana Bhool Gaya Tha.. 😉

Hahaha

Pyar ka P

Maine bola pneumonia ka P silent hai,

Usne pyar ka P bhi silent kar diya

Banda Sakht Sardi
Jo banda sakht sardi mein app ko peche

betha ke bike chalae

Uski dosti per kabhi shak mat kerna

Sala Handsome
Sala handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai

KOi larka line he ni marti 🙁

Bas dekhte he kehti hai

pata ni kitne girlfriend hongi kameeney ke

Charsi Bus Mein
Aik charsi bus mein chars pee raha tha

Sath wale seat per beth ker baba jee boly

Tum jahanm me ke rasty per ja rahe ho

Charsi bola oye beghaito rukho

Mein te gujranwala jana se

Welding ka Kam
Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass

Chly ana, Humare ha welding ka kam tasli

Bakash kiya jata hai

Single Raho Gy
Single raho to jal jal ke mar jana hai

Relationship main raho to lar lar ke maar jana hai

Chartered Accountant Ho
She: kia kerte ho?

Me: CA

She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant

Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam

University Top Per

Dad: Tere jitni facilities mujh mili hote

toh university mein top kar leta main

Grandpa: Coughs

Tum Larky
She: Tum saray larky ek jaise q hote ho?

Me: Q ke hum makeup nai kerte

University se Degree
University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain

Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen

Konsa Group Apka
Doctor: Konsa group hai apka?

Boy: Azaad parinday

Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu

Whatsapp ke aulaad

Islamabad Ke Abadi
Jitni abadi islamabad ke hai

Us se zayda log tu lahore mein

tandoor per khary hote hai

Umer Mein Bacho Ke Dil
Ajkal jis umer mein bacho ke dil

ke ghantiya bhaj rahe hai

Mein is umer mein mullahe walo ke dawarze

ke ghantiya bhaja ker bhaga kerta tha

Mere Neend Pure
Halwa poori hote hai

Bhel poori hote hai

Pani pure bhi hote hai

Ek bus mere neend he hai

Jo kabi poori nai hote

Baray Ho Ker
Uncle: Beta baray ho ker kia karo ge?

Beta: Bacho se yehe sawal kero ga

Panama Leaks
Ye panama leaks walay hamaray

Final paper nai leak kar saktay

Panama Papers Jokes
Panama papers will soon be a status

symbol for rishta aunties

Bohat ameer family say taluq rakhta hai

Panama mein 2 baar naam a chuka hai

Humari Shadi Hogi
Me: Mujh nai lagta ke humari shadi hogi

GF: Kiyo? Mere papa se mile the kia?

Me: Nai, tumhari behan se

Gunghat Utha Ker
Dulha ghunghat uthane se pehle

Main chehra dekh loon apka?

Dulhan: Dekh ke delete ker dena

Half of 8
Teacher: what is half of 8?

Student: Depend kerta hai miss

Agar horizontally aadha karo toh

0 aur vertically karo toh 3 😛

*Teacher Behoosh*

Nikaah Qabool
Now a days girls be like

Molvi sahab: Kia ap ko yeh nikaah qabool hai?

Girl: Jee but as a friend

Humari Shadi Nai Hogi
Boy: Mujh nai lagta ki humari shadi hogi

Girl: kiyo? Mere papa se mile the kiya?

Boy: Nai, Tumhari bahan se

TV per Dekha
1st Friend: Aj me ne tujh TV per dekha

2nd Friend: wow !! Kis channel per?

1st Friend: Animal Planet per

Shikyat ka Shukriya
PTCL call ker ke shikyat kerwane ka shukriya

Ap ke shikyat ke bare mein hum utne he

Fikarmand hai jaise mere ghar wale

Mere risthy ke bare mein

Shadi ke Tayari
First girl: Shadi ke sab tayari ker le hai?

Second girl: Ha bs sim torna reh gye hai

Amood Torne Nai Deta
Larkiyan bhi mohabbat main aisay

Larkon ko chaand taaray tor kar laanay

Ko kehti hai jin ko muhallay main

Koi amrood bhi tornay nai deta

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