Skeleton Jokes

Skeleton jokes are not the most scary ones, they are just funny jokes. Thus, Jokesful provides you the best and funniest skeleton jokes either for kids or grown-ups. Enjoy this bundle of these funny skeleton jokes either on Halloween or just ordinary days.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?
It’s near-humerus.

When you boil the humerus and the funny bone together, you get a laughing stock 🙂

Where does the skeleton do most of his shopping?
The second hand store.

Why are there so many skeletons in this thread?
Because they find these jokes…. HUMERUS!!

How much work did the skeleton get done at his job?
A skele-TON

Who is the greatest detective of all?
Sherlock Bones!

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone-Appétit

You can’t lie to me!?!
i see right through you

What do skeletons buy at a restaurant?
spare ribs

What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.

Why did the skeleton go on tinder?
He wanted someone to bone!

Why was the skeleton feeling awkward in class?
Because he had a BONER

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
He didn’t have the guts to

Why did the skeleton need a friend?
He was feeling bone-ly!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
He had no body to dance with!

Who’s the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon Bone-aparte.

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
A: Jump out of your skin and join him!

Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!

Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining?
A: He could feel it on his bones!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
A: Bonehead!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football, anymore?
A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!

Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express!

Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

Q: When does a skeleton smile?
A: When something bumps into his funny bone!

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them!

Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: On the telebone!

Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler!

Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie?
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!

Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed!

Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes?
A: Skeleton keys!

Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
A: He was a numbskull!

Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music?
A: They don’t have any organs!

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A: A boney phoney!

Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!

Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: He was bone idle!

Skeleton Jokes Riddles

  1. What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
  2. What do you call a skeleton who uses the door bell?
  3. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
  4. What do skeletons do on New Year’s Eve?
  5. Why wouldn’t the skeleton go sky diving?
  6. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
  7. Why wasn’t the skeleton afraid of the policeman?
  8. What room can a skeleton not go into?
  9. What did the skeleton say when he rode his Harley?
  10. Why are skeletons always so calm?

The Answers

  1. Bon appetit!
  2. A dead ringer
  3. Spare ribs
  4. Eat, drink and be scary.
  5. He didn’t have the guts for it.
  6. Tickle his funny bone.
  7. He knew they couldn’t pin anything on him.
  8. The living room.
  9. Bone to be wild!
  10. Because nothing gets under their skin.

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