Sister Jokes

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Sister Jokes

sister jokes

A boy wrote Santa: “please send me a sister”.
Santa wrote back: “Alright, send me your mother”.


There were once two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, “Why did you call me Petal?” and they replied “Because just after you were born, a petal fell on you.”
“Bllaaarrarararraraaarg”, says Fridge from the corner.


One day a little girl called rain came up to her dad.
“Daddy? Why am i called rain?”
“Well honey, when you were born, a single raindrop fell on your forehead.”
Her sister snowflake walked up and asked
“Daddy? Why am i called snoflake?”
“Well honey, when you were born, a single snowflake fell on your forehead.”
The third sister walks up and says “brlrerlhugler”
“Shut up cinderblock”


One day a Indian brave asked “Father where did I get my name?”
“Well your bother lone wolf was named after I came out of the tent and saw one lone wolf. When your sister Moon Beam was born I walked out of the tent and saw bright full moon. Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?”


“Why is my brother named Raging Passion?”
“Because he was conceived on the first night your mother and I knew each other as husband and wife.”
“Why is my sister Mighty Thunderstorm?”
“Because she was conceived during the strongest storm in our village’s history.”
“Why do you ask such questions, Torn Rubber?”


“Dad, how did Paris get her name?”
“It’s because your mom gave birth to her in Paris.”
“Oh, thanks dad!”
“No problem, backseat.”


Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”
The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.”
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.”
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send her the word, ‘comfortable.’”
The telegraph operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable’?” The brunette explains, “My sister’s blonde. She’ll read it slow.”


Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. When they were close to the destination they saw a sign: “Disneyland Left”. They stopped, started to cry and finally turned around and drove back home.


There are two sisters; one is blonde and the other is brunette and they inherit the family farm.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.
They only have $600 left.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our farm.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our 4×4 and drive out here so we can haul it home.”
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, and then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.”
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.
She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, “I want you to send her the word comfortable.”
The operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your 4×4 and drive out here to haul that bull back to your farm if you send her just the word “comfortable?”
The brunette explains, “My sister’s blonde. It’s a big word. She’ll read it very slowly…..

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