Silly Jokes

Jokesful gathers for you the best silly jokes on the entire Internet, these silly jokes can be told to kids or grown-ups. At any rate, enjoy this post which is devoted to the jokes that are silly.

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Hey look a flock of cows!”
“…Herd of cows”
“Of course I’ve heard of cows! There’s a whole flock of them over there!”

Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She didn’t see that well

Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

Why do flamingoes pick up one leg when they stand?
Because if they picked up two they’d fall.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.

3 men were stranded out in the sea on a small boat with a box of cigarettes and no match to light them. So they chucked a single cigarette out of the boat so it became a cigarette lighter

So a German man is travelling across Europe. Eventually, after a few weeks abroad, he arrives at the Polish border.
The border guard begins to question him:
“Name?”
“Hans Schmidt.”
“Place of birth?”
“Munich.”
“Occupation?”
“Nein, just visiting.”
Who’s bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger’s baby, because he’s just a little Bigger.

A big moron and a little moron are rock climbing when an earthquake strikes, but only the big moron fell. Why?
Because the other was a little moron.

A man is walking down the street next to a giant wall. On the other side of the wall is an insane asylum. He hears the lunatics on the other side chanting “13! 13! 13!”. He finds a small hole in the wall and peaks through to see what they’re doing. Suddenly a lunatic pokes him in the eye and the loonies chant “14! 14! 14!”.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey.
I remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket
He said “hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Three guys free a genie from a bottle, so he gives each of them three wishes.
“I want a million dollars.”
So Guy #1 gets a million dollars.
“I want a BILLION dollars.”
Guy #2 gets a billion dollars.
“Make my left arm spin clockwise.”
So Guy #3’s left arm starts spinning clockwise, forever.
Guy #1 wishes for a hot girlfriend, Guy #2 wishes for ten hot girlfriends, and Guy #3 wishes for his right arm to spin counter-clockwise, forever.
They’re now on their last wishes, so Guy #1 wishes for a penthouse. Guy #2 wishes for a mansion on a private island… And Guy #3 wishes for his head to spin forever.
A few years later, the three guys meet again and Guy #1 is saying how he’s the richest guy in the country, his girlfriend is great, and he loves his penthouse. Guy #2 says he’s the richest guy in the world, his ten girlfriends are great, and his private island is fantastic. Guy #3 shows up and says, “Guys, I think I fucked up.”

A bear walks into a forest and sees a blue whale. The bear asks the whale,
“Aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?”
The whale replies,
“Yes.”

Two locomotives are playing tennis when an egg on a bike drives by.
“Don’t you want to play tennis with us?”, asks one of the locomotives.
“Sorry I can’t, I’m on my way to the hairdresser” replies the egg.

What kind of bees make milk.
Boobies.

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