Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta jokes are jokes that are based on the Bollywood comedy drama film. Actually, these jokes should be in Hindi. Yet, Jokesful, today decided to write for you Santa Banta jokes in English in order to be accessible to everybody. These Santa Banta jokes are kind of long and slightly dirty for you, in order to portrait very funny jokes. Enjoy these best Santa Banta jokes.

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa & Banta both lost their wives and were searching for them when they bumped into each other “Where are you hurrying to?” asked Banta
“I lost my wife!”
“Really? Even mine. How did yours look like?”
“Hmm… She was tall, slim, had huge tits, sexy soft and sweet a$$, she was wearing a mini skirt at last, what about you?”
“Forget mine lets search for yours!” replied Banta.

 

During $ex, Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless….
Wife: What the hell are you doing?
Santa: I have seen this on YouTube… It’s called BUFFERING

 

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid says, “Yeah.” The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.” The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” Humoring the kid, the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.” The kid says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

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