Racist Jokes

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Racist jokes

Q: Why did Beyoncé sing “to the left, to the left”?
A: Cos blacks have no rights!

Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

What’s the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them.

What’s the difference between a black man and a couch?
A couch can support a family of five.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Punch her.

Why can’t you fool the aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Michael Phelps could finish a race.

What’s worse than the Holocaust?
6 million Jews.

A black, a Jew and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says GET THE FUCK OUT.

Chinese guy walks into a bar. Black bartender.
Chinese guy says, “Give me a jigger, nigger.”
Black bartender says, “Yo, man, that’s not cool. You can’t come in here and say that to me.”
The Chinese guy just smiles from ear to ear. “Give me a jigger, nigger.”
The black bartender says, “How would you like it if you were behind the bar and I came up and said something like that to you?”
The Chinese guy shrugs, “I don’t care.”
So the Chinese guy gets behind the bar, the black bartender goes outside, walks in and says, “Give me a drink, chink!”
The Chinese guy says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve niggers in here.”

What’s the most effective pickup line you know?
Don’t make me turn this rape into murder.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Why don’t Mexicans and black people marry?
They’re afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

What did the 4 year-old black kid ask his father for Christmas?
A yo-yo.

Nah, I’m just kidding–he has no idea who is father is.

A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?

What’s a word that begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?
Neighbor
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’ll hate it as an adult.

A nigger walks into the employment agency.
– I’m looking for work, can you help me?
– Yes, what would you say if I proposed doctor, accountant or lawyer?…
– You are not taking me seriously!
– No, but you are the one who started!

Why do niggers hate God?
– Everyone with pubic hair on the head does that.

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