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Practical Jokes

Practical Jokes

I’ve been sending a stranger a “fun fact” about cats every morning for the last week and a half. When he responds I act like it’s an automated system. It usually goes something like this:
Me: Did you know that all cats are born blind? The ability to see comes within the next couple of weeks.
Him: Stop texting me.
Me: I hope you’re enjoying your subscription to Daily Feline Info*. To unsubscribe reply with “unsubscribe”.
Him: unsubscribe
Me: You’ve got to be kitten me! Are you sure you want to unsubscribe from Daily Feline Info?
Him: yes
Me: Command not recognized.


Back in middle school I was sick as a dog and had been home for a couple days. My little brother realized that “sick = no school”, so he asked me what I had. I told him “Syphilis”. He goes downstairs, tells dad, “I can’t go to school today, I think I got Syphilis from Nigel.”
All I could hear from upstairs was my dad laughing and my little brother pissed that he couldn’t skip school. My dad came up and told me how proud he was. I laughed so hard I threw up.


I worked at a church one summer, the choir director told me about a prank his dorm pulled while he was in college at a very Christian university. Apparently, there was one guy in the dorm that no one could stand. He was very egotistical and somewhat obsessed with the Rapture, as in he was sure it was coming, and no one was going to heaven but him. The rest of the dormitory was fed up with his behavior and plotted a scheme: they all left the dorm in the middle of the night. Not only did they leave, but they left showers running, lights on, books open, washing machines going, the works. Apparently the guy was extremely freaked out to wake up and find the dorm abandoned with no one in sight.
The choir director was probably the coolest person I’ve ever worked for.


We rigged my friend’s car so that whenever she braked, “Who Let the Dogs Out” would play. All you need is thread, electrical tape, scissors, and a singing birthday card.


When I was in College, one of my roommates had a cat. I started cleaning the litter box immediately after the cat would would poop without him knowing. I kept it up until I heard him mumbling one day… “I think there must be something wrong with my cat, he hasn’t taken a crap in like a week.”


When my little sister was 5 and me and my other sister were 7 and 10, we went to a fair. At the fair we bought one of those birds of a string, that are much like puppets. When we got home we saw that the youngest sister was really amused with it. So we played on it. When she went to bed on the low bunk, we lowered the bird down from the top bunk. Then we started talking to her in a high voice. She thought it was the bird talking to her, and would answer all it’s questions.
Only years later did we realise that she was shit scared of that bird. And she still remembered it with a slight fear when we mentioned it to her when she was 19.


one of my teachers is very old and clueless, and she has all the students bring in a picture of themselves so she can put them up on the wall. So everyday I bring in a different picture of morgan freeman and put it up on the wall, to replace a kid. Right now there are abut 5 morgan freemans. She still doesn’t have a clue.


I don’t quite know why it is called that. Anyway..
The victim is on the pot in the dorm washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket (we used the waste baskets from our rooms) and fills the buckets with water. Take a paper bag and set it on fire, toss it under the door into the stall. Yell fire as everyone tosses the water into the stall. Needless to say the fire as well as the victim get very wet.


This one fellow in the house was hit a number of times and took to relieving himself in other locals. We followed him a couple of times and nailed him in many parts of the residence.


Later of course we conspired with our victim to get back at the original instigator of the drill. The guy in the stall had a bucket of water, and when the the instigator tossed the bag in we all hit him.


It is common for draftsmen to sprinkle SCUMEX (powdered rubber eraser) on tracings prior to doing any drawing on it. This reduces smearing of the pencil marks and such and results in a cleaner tracing.


At a former employers we had replaced the Scumex at one draftsmans desk with dried parmesian cheese. It looked about the same. It was extremely interesting watching him draw for a while and then begin to smell the paper. Took the poor dude almost 10 minutes to guess that he had been gigged!


I just pulled one on somebody — I slipped some of those anti- shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim’s favorite jacket. I was set to pull another one, but didn’t get the chance – to cut out a silhouette of a gun from metal and hide it in a piece of carry-on luggage.
Two teachers at my high school started a practical joke war that culminated in a junk mail war of huge proportions. They finally called a truce and got it cleared up and the mail stopped, except for the military mail that one had signed the other one up for. He wrote (honestly) that he had graduated from a fine college and was interested in the Marines, Air Force, etc. etc.


When I left, about two years after this, he was still getting phone calls from 2-4 times a month…. they were very persistant even over he (loud) objections that he was 45 and not interested in a career change…

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