Not Funny Jokes

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Not Funny Jokes

Not funny jokes

I was named after George Washington
Actually everyone was unless you were born before 1732

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Genocide.

You know what’s funny?
Comedy

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day
Teach a baby to smoke, that’s a cool ass baby

How many wires are in a power line?
The answer will shock you!

3 men are stuck on an island
those poor fellows

Why did Santa go to the doctor?
My neighbor Santa went to the doctor for her regular check up. Everything is OK except her blood pressure. She got a script and should be fine if she takes it and changes her diet.

A catcaller calls out a muslim woman on the street
The woman blushes, but then realises her egoistical mind made her blush when the catcaller couldn’t actually see her face under her hijab.

A gay man, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar
What a fine example of an integrated community.

What’s the difference between a politician and a catfish?
Many things. If I have to explain it to you, you seriously need to get your eyes checked.

What’s the difference between a banjo and a raccoon being chucked into a dumpster?
One is a musical instrument and the other is animal abuse.

I’ve burnt more than 10k calories last night
I hope the McDonald’s employees could run away from the fire

What’s fast, scary and teaches children horrible truths about the world we live in?
Rape.

How do you know it’s cold outside?
When you go outside and your nipples get hard without manual stimulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I told Gary to close that f**king gate to the chicken coop. He’s the worst farm hand I have ever hired. How could he let that happen? Lazy, incompetent price of crap.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my basement?
Isaac Newton was real. On the other hand, I may have fabricated the dead baby because I thought, in hindsight, that dead babies were funny, but, in actuality, they are rather unamusing and just get people looking at me weirdly, and so I should see a therapist about my messed up sense of humor or else I will struggle to fit into society.

What do you call an orphan that suffers from parental abuse?
A paradox

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