Non Veg Jokes

Indeed, Non Veg jokes are dirty and adult Indian jokes derived from the deep-rooted Indian culture. Yet, Jokesful does not provide an extreme dirty Non Veg jokes. Yet, ordinary funny and dirty  Non Veg jokes for adult. Enjoy the best and funniest Non Veg jokes on the entire Internet.

Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes

Father of all non veg:

A family was at the dinner table.

Son asked his father—‘ Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??

Surprised father answered- ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.?

In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.?

After 50, they are like onions’.?

Son–‘Onions?’?’

Father—Yes, you see them and they make you cry.?

This made his wife and daughter mad.

So d daughter said–Mom, how many kinds of ‘penises’ are there??

The mother smiled and answered– ‘Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20’s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard? In his 30’s and 40’s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?

After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’?

Daughter-A Christmas tree?

Mom-‘Yes – the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.

Merry Xmas in advance.


Lady: I lost my Husband.

Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!


I called my Arab friend home for a traditional ‘Onam Sadya’ (traditional lunch).

The Arab friend asked me: Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?

I told him: It’s Vegetarian, are you coming?

He said he would come. And he came and sat for the ‘Sadya’ (lunch).

I placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal.

When I came back, my Arab friend ate the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said: Masha Alla… Thamam… This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as ‘Salad’…


How do fat people get to work? On motacycles.


hanji.. why did the chicken cross the road? because it is a non-veg joke.


What’s the butt-hurt over yoga?


Any thoughts on why jokes about sex or genital areas are called “non-veg”?

Probably cause some people find them hard to digest like non-vegetarian food.


Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today’s Relationship.

You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts,

But…

But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooooooooooo Private?


Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?”

Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.


Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping

She Removes Her Top, More Claps

Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps

Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????

Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand


Compromising With Your Wife.

Doesn’t Mean You Are Wrong & She Is Right.

It Only Means That

Having Sex Everyday, Is More Important Than Your Ego.


Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend.

Boy-Friend: “Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google”

Girl-Friend: “Don’t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick“


A Million Dollar Advice From William Sexfear

Before Making Any Promise To A Girl, Masturbate Twice, It May Change Your Opinion.


A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon

After Bursting

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band


One Day A Boy Takes His Girlfriend To Eat Pani Puri.

Only To Check Out How Wide Does She Open Her Mouth


Question: “What Is The Difference Between Guilt And  Shame?”

Answer: “Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.”


Folding Chair & Woman – Both Useless If Legs Closed

Microwave & Girl – Both Get Hot In 15 Sec

Bra & Bar –  Men Go Crazy When They Are Open

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