Knock Knock Jokes

Jokesful, provides you the best and biggest collection of knock knock jokes on the Internet. Indeed, these jokes are not dirty knock knock jokes. Yet, a sweet combination between what is cheesy and funny jokes which can be told and shared with friends, folks, colleagues, family members. Enjoy this wonderful bundle of knock knock jokes.

Knock Knock Jokes

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To Who?
To Whom.

Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy’s house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Her: It’s the chicken!

The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize. Checkmate!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Alzheimer’s Patient
Alzheimer’s Patient who?
Knock Knock

Knock knock? Who’s there? Daisy! Daisy who? DEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ DEY HATIN’

Knock Knock.. Who’s There? Boo! Boo Hoo(who)?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go..
Cows go who?
No, Cows go MOO!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno who it is!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Godzilla.
Godzilla who?
Just kidding, Godzilla wouldn’t knock.
Person 1: “I have the best knock knock joke!”
Person 2: “Ok, what is it?”
Person 1: “You start!”
Person 2: “Knock Knock”
Person 1: “Who’s there?”
Person 2: “ummmm…. well shit”
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
No Kangaroo

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anthony!
Anthony who!
Anthony you want!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Apple!
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arbus!
Arbus who?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Arch!
Arch who?
You catching a cold?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aretha!
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Beatle Bailey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beethoven!
Beethoven who?
Beethoven is too hot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

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