Gujarati Jokes

Indeed, these Gujarati jokes are derived from the Gujarati language which is obviously a native language of the Indian state of Gujarat.

Gujarati Jokes

Gujarati Jokes

Masaan ma 3 khopdi padi hati ane

Kutro ek j khopdi ne chati rahyo hato…

Kem ???

 

Karan ke

Paheli Lover ni khopdi hati jene Girlfriend chati gayi ane

 

Biji parneli khopdi hati jene Gharwadi chati gayi

 

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Friend na marriage ma 3 Idiots chokra :

 

Chokro 1 : Yaar… te “Pida” color wadi maari ho…

 

Chokro 2 : Saru to te “Kada” color wadi maari…

 

Chokro 3 : Ok to te “Laal” color wadi mari…

 

Etla ma Var Raja bolyo…

 

Nalayako Sharam karo…

 

Tame loko Laal wadi na j Lagan maa aavya cho..

Haramiyo…

 

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Teacher : Chal batay ke 4 and 4 ketla thay ?

 

Pappu : 10 thay…

 

Teacher : Tara bapa ye karyu hatu aavu ganit…

10 thay doba…

 

Pappu : Arey tame su jano…

 

Ame Dildaar gharna chiye…

2 me mara taraf thi nakhya che…

 

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Girl : Pappa e aaj maru Bank account kholavyu…

 

Boy : Saru… Kya bank ma ?

 

Girl : Ye chaddi Ye Fasi…

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Boy : Abe dobi…

HDFC bolne…

 

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Girl (phone par) : Aaj mara Pappa e mane Mobile lai aapyu…

 

Boy : Saru… Kyu mobile che ?

 

Girl : Lavarish

 

Boy : Arey dobi…

 

Lava Iris phone che te…

 

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Pappu ek var safarjan lavyo

Pan temathi Jivadu nikdyu…

 

Pappu (Safarjan vada ne) : Aama to Jivdu nikdyu… Kevu aapyu tame…

 

Safarjan vado : Arey ! Aato kismat ni vaat che…

Aaje Jivdu nikdyu…

 

Si khabar

 

Kale Car ane Bike nikde…

 

Pappu : 5 kilo haji aapi do…

 

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Atyare j khabar madi che ke…

 

Modi sarkare akha desh ma Wi-Fi lagavi didhu che…

 

Temne em pan kidhu che ke

“Jo tame mane 2019 ma farithi jitavi deso to

Password pan batavi dais”

 

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Guthka khava vada pan Ghana sanskari hoy che…

 

Te khubaj Saant ane Maun swabhav n ahoy che…

 

Te thukine tyare j jwab aape che

Jyare VAAT ni Kimat

moma padela Guthka ni kimat karta

vadhare hoy….

 

One gujarati ‘fell down the stairs’ and broke his face. Doctors said he needed to get plastic surgery. So he goes to plastic surgeon.

“How much?” he asks the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at his face and says “2 million”

“Oh no, that is too high. I have mouths to feed, sisters and mother depend on me.”

Doctor reconsiders… say “Okay, for your families sake, lets say 1.75 million”.

“What? You call that a reduction? Make it 1.25 million”

“I dont know why I am even doing this… but okay 1.5 million” Says the doctor.

“1.5 million for everything?” asks the gujarati.

“Yep all in.” says the doctor.

“Okay then. Now tell me, how much will you go down if i bring the plastic?”

 

BAPU calls Airport:

 

“how long is the journey from

 

RAJKOT to USA?

 

Receptenist: Just 1sec sir..

 

BAPU disconected & says:

 

“Pi ne bethi lage 6..

 

Ek bapu a bija bapu ne puchhyu.

 

Jo hu phone ma 001 dial karu to su thay..?

 

Bapu2 : thay su?

police ni gadi reverse ma avse..

 

Boy: Te aa lipstick ketla ni lidhi

 

Girl: 💋 lis

 

Boy: thank u baby for the kiss

 

Girl: are e dfol chummalis rupiya ni aavi

 

सुबह गांठिया

दोपहर ढोकला

शाम को भजिया

और रात को कायमचूर्ण….😳

 

फिर अगले सवेरे

” अच्छे दिन” आये तो ठीक..

 

नहीं तो….

दिन भर “खुशबू गुजरात की”

 

Kaminey dost

 

1 : Hello bhai su chale che ?

 

2 : Bas santi che.. Tu k..

 

1 : Yaar ek kaam hatu……

 

2 : Haa, to kari le, pachi vat karsu… Bye..!

 

At midnight in the train; Two passengers asking each other their whereabouts:

 

Passenger 1:

Pata nahi kahan tak poche hai ?

 

Passenger 2:

Tere phone me internet chal raha hai ?

 

Passenger 1:

Nahi !

 

Passenger 2:

Bas Gujarat aa gaya lagta hai.

 

Customer in Gujarat : भैया Internet का रिचार्ज करना….

 

Shopkeeper : कितने का करू !!

Customer in Gujarat : अगली रेली तक का करदो

 

Risk of GUJARATI chatting with ENGLISH Keyboard:

GF: Janu hu thodi vaar pahela jor thi PAYDI..!!!

 

BF: are baap re.. Sacche???

 

GF: hmmm

 

BF: ohho, to room freshner maari de jaldi..!!!

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GF: अरे.. “पायदी” नही Jaanu “पयडी” एम कहु छु!!!

 

Gujarati Mava Special:

 

Wife: Apde Diwali ma kai navi car lesu??

 

Husband: Kutri!!😃

 

Wife: na levi hoy to kai nai….

ane haan…taro baap kutro, tari maa kutri, puru family kutra na bacha😡😡😡

 

Husband: (Mavo thukine)

Ae behri….Q3!!….Audi Q3 😂😂

 

Aapne

 

jyaare

 

school ma hata

 

tyare

 

aapan ne

 

Teachers

 

Ek warning kayyam aapta….

” Period

sharu thaay te pehla

 

Ane

 

Period

patya pachchi

 

jetli masti karvi hoy te kari lejo…

 

Pan

 

Chaalu period ma koi pan masti karvi nahi….”

 

E saalu atyaare samjaay chhe…

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