Funny Hindi Jokes
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Funny Hindi Jokes
Why did the indian man didnt have any hair on his body after he was pushed from the 12th story?
It’s because when he was on the way down he says “God, shave me”
There is a queue outside the bank where people are waiting to get in and exchange currency. One chap keeps cutting the queue and goes to the front. The rest of the people keep forcing him back.
This goes on 5-6 times. The guy finally gets pissed and says
‘Keep standing in line you fuckwits, today I will not open the damn bank!
Q: Why do Indian gays stay in the closet?
A: More space
Q: Why did the Hindu cross the road?
A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN!
Q: What do you call a hot Indian girl?
A: Bomb Bae
Q: How does every Hindu joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Person 1: Ji, is there any ATM around here?
Person 2: Not exactly here, but there’s one around 2 KM from here.
1: Thanks. Where can I get taxi/bus to reach there?
2: No need for a taxi. You just stand behind me. It’s the queue for that ATM.
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head?
A: Because they are used to eating nuts. So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback. My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the India beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in India?
A: He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt Hindu complain?
A: He’s got no beef.
An American businessman goes to India on a business trip, but he hates Indian food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, “What the heck did you put on this pizza?” The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.”
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