Funny Adult Jokes

Mostly, funny adult jokes are devoted for grown-ups, man, women. Yet, Jokesful provides you funny jokes for adults and for teenagers as well, because the jokes we give are not dirty 100%, these adult jokes are clean from a lot of filthy words. You can tell and share them with everybody, family members, friends, colleagues. At any rate, Jokesful wishes you funny moments filled with laughing and smiling with the people you like and you wanna share with them these funny adult jokes.

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Funny Adult Jokes

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A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks “how did you do?”. She says, “I did pretty well, I made $200.50”. He asks, “What a**hole gave you 50 cents?” and she replies “all of them”.

A Catholic couple is about to get married, and the woman sits the man down for a heart-to-heart the day before the wedding. She says, “Honey, before we do this, I have something I need to get off my chest. You see, a few years back, my family was very poor, and for a while I had to work as a prostitute.”
The man leaps out of his chair and shouts, “Oh no, absolutely not! I can’t get married to you!”
The woman starts crying, and begs him to forgive her, “Please don’t leave me – surely you can live with a woman who used to be a bit of a whore…”
The man sits down and says, “Oh, that’s fine. For a minute I thought you said Protestant.”

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
— The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out

I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry; that was an insect.” To which, her son replies, “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a c*ck like that.”

An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, ‘Save the children!’
The lawyer yells, ‘F**K THE CHILDREN!’
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, ‘Is there time?’

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
“You must be single.” the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, “Yes I am. How could you tell?”.
“Because you’re ugly”.

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian’s shoulder. The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it. Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and ask the Somali: “Do you want to buy a caterpillar?”

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