Down Syndrome Jokes

Conventionally, as we all know Down Syndrome is a genetic disorder. At any rate, we made these Down Syndrome jokes to laugh at them. Yet, to make fun with them. And this kind of jokes belong to our sick jokes section. Still, the jokes about Down Syndrome are ludicrous and way funny, be careful to lay down on earth laughing hilariously like a crazy!

Down Syndrome Jokes

 

I was feeling a little down yesterday…Then the bastards threw me out of the special learning school.


I was sacked from work today. Turns out, Dress Down Day was not what I thought it would be.


Went on holiday with my girlfriend the other week, we drove over the Downs. I just love to visit special schools.


When my sister was a young girl, she used to go out with a lad with Down syndrome. They got on really well, she used to say he had the most beautiful eyes…but eventually they grew apart…


Have you ever noticed that all Down Syndrome people kind of look the same?…..I think there is 1 guy that looks like that going all around the world getting women pregnant.


I am looking forward to the Downs Syndrome 26 mile Cuddleathon


What is 6 inches long and disturbing? The distance between a down syndrome’s eyes.


If God did not want us to have sex with Down’s syndrome kids, he would not have made drool such a great lubricant.


I live near a remedial school. There’s a sign on the road outside that says, “SLOW CHILDREN”. That can’t be good for their self-esteem…
Did you hear about the cannibal who only ate vegetables? He particularly like the ones with Down’s Syndrome
I don’t understand why there aren’t many comedians with Down syndrome: I just find those kind of people really funny.
A guy walks into a bar with a dog. The barman looks at the dog and asks what sort of dog it is. “It’s a Mongol,” replies the guy.”No, I think you’ll find that it’s a mongrel,” responds the barman. “No, It’s a Mongol,” replies the guy.”No, really, I think you’ll find that it’s a mongrel,” answers the barman. “No, it’s a Mongol,” replies the guy.”No, the word for a mixed breed dog is a mongrel,” says the barman strongly. The guy looks at the barman and says, “look, it’s a bloody Mongol and I’ll prove it.” The guy then looks at the dog, points to the floor and says, “Down, Syndrome.”
A man with Down’s syndrome walks into a bar. The barman says, “Why the mongo face?”
If your teenage child has acquired a strange slang vocabulary, a novel nickname or new shiny toys, be warned; he or she could be in a gang. Either that, or they have Down ’s syndrome.
Part 1: What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. Part 2: What’s funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume. Part 3: What’s funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with Down’s syndrome.
My Granddad is hilarious; he is always pulling funny faces. I love Downs Syndrome.
What do you call a bird with Down’s syndrome? A Mongoose.
I joined the local Golf Club today. One of the questions on the form was “What is your Handicap”. I put “my Caddie has Downs so it takes fucking ages to play a round”.
My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert. I asked the waiter how much the pie was. “£3.14 sir,” he replied. “That’s funny,” I chuckled. “What’s that sir?” He asked. “That Down’s syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself.” We both had a good laugh.
What did the Mongoloid say to his dog? Down syndrome!


What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?
A baked potato.

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