Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.
A.A gummy bear.
As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.
I just wanted to make that clear.
Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the pee is silent.
Also acceptable: Because they’ve been extinct for 65 million years.
Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.