Corny Jokes

Q. How do you make an egg-roll?

A. You push it!


Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.


Q. What’s black ,white, and re(a)d all over?

A. The newspaper.


Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A. A Slipper.


Patient-“Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.” Doctor-“Have you tried removing the candles first?”


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.


Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?

A.Because his parents were in a jam.


Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?

A.Because his parents were in a jam.


Q.What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.

A. Stop picking on me.


Q. How did the pirate stop smoking.

A. He used the patch.


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