Corny Jokes


Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.


Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a “COW”culater.


Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough.


Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A. “Give me my quarterback!”


Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

A. Because people are dying to get in.


Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

A. Because people are dying to get in.


Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.

A. Close the door I am dressing!


Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.


Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than, in the entire world? Post your favorite corny joke in the comments and see what everyone else thinks of it!


Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!


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