Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks!
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You’re too young to smoke!
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?