Q: Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
A: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Q: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after dinner?
A: He went back four seconds.
Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna and some glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
Where does a three-legged horse live?
What you call a french man in sandals?
french accent Philip Falop.
“What’s the population of Brazil?”
“Pretty big, I’d say about a Brazilian people.”
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!