Cheesy Jokes

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!

Q: Why did Roger go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee-bee gun

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver

Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!

Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Actually, the punch line is too long.

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