Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why did Roger go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee-bee gun
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!
Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Actually, the punch line is too long.