Black Jokes


How do you know if a black man is well hung?

If you can’t fit your finger between his neck and the noose.


What do you call black people running down hill?

Jail break!!!


How many black men does it take to shingle a roof?

3 if you slice them real thin.


Did you hear about the black man that thought he was bleeding to death?

Turns out he just had diarrhea.


Why do a black man drive with his windows up?

They think the smell is coming from outside.


What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.


Why are black people’s nose so big?

Well god had to pick them up by something to spray paint them black.


How long does it take for a black woman to shit?

9 months.


What a smell

What’s long and black and smells like shit?

The welfare line.


How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

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