Black Jokes

What is a black man on a bike?


Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?

So they don’t bite their fingers.

Why do blacks have white hands and feet?

They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

What do you categorize a black peson as?

Nothing, they aren’t considered anything on this earth.

Did you enjoy the first 25 black jokes?


What is a black person?

Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What’s the difference between dog shit and black man?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

How come there are only 2 pall bearers at a black persons funeral?

Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can.

Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?

They’re easier to spot!

How to use a black people

How does the navy use a black person?

They debone them and use them as wetsuits.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips.

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